How I Outsourced My Assignments to ChatGPT and Still Got a D (Yes bro... D for Dhokha 😭)

Okay listen bro...

I had 5 assignments, 3 brain cells, and 0 motivation.

So I did what any genius would do in 2025…

I summoned ChatGPT 😎🧠💻

I was like:

“Dear AI bhaiya, please save me.”

And boom — in 3 seconds, full assignment. With intro, body, conclusion, even MLA formatting (jo kabhi maine dekha bhi nahi 💀)

I was feeling like a CEO outsourcing work to Silicon Valley robots.

But then... tragedy struck.

Let me break it down for you 👇

Stage 1: The Overconfidence Phase 😎

> Me at 2am: “Bro this AI is better than toppers. Main toh pass ho gaya.”

Also me: Copy-pastes the entire thing without reading a single line.

Felt like Mark Zuckerberg outsourcing his homework to Iron Man’s J.A.R.V.I.S.

Life was good. 😌

Stage 2: The Suspicion Begins 😳

Next day in class...

Teacher be like: “Some of your assignments look a bit... too well-written.”

Apparently, I forgot to remove this line at the end:

“As an AI developed by OpenAI…” 💀💀💀

BRUH.

That’s like submitting your love letter with “Sent from my iPhone” at the end 😩

Stage 3: The Fall From Grace 💔

Fast forward to result day.

(D for “Dekho kya likha hai?”)

Teacher gave me one look and said,

“This is not your language. This is not your brain. This is not even human.”

And I just stood there like a broken USB cable.

When she asked, “Explain this in your own words”

Me: “Uhh… So basically... ChatGPT said…” 🫠

Stage 4: Existential Crisis and Regret 🧘‍♂️

Even used words like “juxtaposition” and “transcendental implications” 😭

BRO, I say “bro” in essays. She knew.

My teacher basically Sherlock Holmes-ed my whole vibe.

What I Learned (Very Painfully):

“I trusted the AI. The AI made me cry.” 😭🤖

The Ironic Moral of the Story:

You can outsource the work... but not the vibe.

Next time, I’ll use ChatGPT AND read the assignment before submitting 🙃

Maybe even add some typos to keep it realistic 🤡