😴 Last Night Before the Exam...
I said to myself:
🧘♂️ "Just 10 minutes nap. Then full-night study grind."
Result?
Woke up in a full-blown dream sequence where I was the class topper.
💭 In the Dream...
- 🎤 My name echoed on the school stage.
- 🎖 Gold medal around my neck.
- 👩🏫 Teacher proudly whispering: “We always believed in him.”
- Me (dream version): "Told ya, guys. I just study silently." 😎
🧠 Topper Life Hits Different
- 📚 I knew every answer
- 🖊 Used blue + black pens properly
- 📐 Labeled diagrams like Picasso
- 🧾 Even my handwriting looked like Calibri Bold
People offered me IIT seats.
I said:
👉 “Sorry. I want to study Sanskrit in the Himalayas.”
🔔 Then Suddenly…
SLAP!
“Beta! Paper hai! Wake up!” – Maa, The Alarm Clock Incarnate
I woke up like this:
- Book stuck to my face
- Notes wet with drool
- Brain: 404 – Knowledge Not Found
📝 The Real Exam Scene...
First question: “Who are you?”
Second: “Wrong syllabus.”
Third: “Out of portion.”
Brain: “Why are you doing this to me?” 😩
I looked at the ceiling.
Manifested the dream topper me.
He ghosted.
😂 Moral of the Story?
- Dreams = Free
- Marks = Not
So if you’ve ever topped in dreams and flopped in reality,
you are not alone. 💀
Let’s be honest – at this point, dream success is still more than real one.
🫶 Tell your dream flop story below
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